Won’t settle for another spot
I NEED ONE
OH MY GOD
OH and the fucking worst, ‘oh youre bi? prove it. kiss her’
like fuck off, I don’t need to prove it to you.
a common conversation when people find out I’m bi is
would you kiss a girl?
would you sleep with a girl?
like are you fucking stupid
Slipknot gives you a closer look at their brand new masks.
This dress makes me want to die
Fuck me alive
Hooray for good hair days!
rlly praying the other people in the bulding dont decide to sing loudly and badly till 7am again, like cmon ;_; why dont you sleep
spending my night watching lord of the rings and making potato salad, sweet potato fries, cutting my hair and painting my nails.
"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"
Im going to be getting this lovely piece by Ashley
why are all the student flats in birmingham like saunas.
- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know
why wouold you ever need a heater in this room, its boiling 24/7
ccaaaaaant wait for my fan