Im Lauren, I'm from England. I like cats and old fashioned cars.




I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

looking forward tomorrow because daniels bringing me chicken and chips with chilli sauce.

To do list for tonight

  • put purple shampoo on my hair
  • dye my sisters hair
  • pluck my eye brows
  • air out my sleeping bag
  • hide alcohol in the sleeping bag
  • pack my rucksack