Im Lauren, I'm from England. I like cats and old fashioned cars.

OH and the fucking worst, ‘oh youre bi? prove it. kiss her’

like fuck off, I don’t need to prove it to you.

a common conversation when people find out I’m bi is

would you kiss a girl?


would you sleep with a girl?


like are you fucking stupid

rlly praying the other people in the bulding dont decide to sing loudly and badly till 7am again, like cmon ;_; why dont you sleep

spending my night watching lord of the rings and making potato salad, sweet potato fries, cutting my hair and painting my nails.

why are all the student flats in birmingham like saunas. 

Anonymous asked:
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol


fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

why wouold you ever need a heater in this room, its boiling 24/7