When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
Football players, everyone.
Workout buddies come in all sizes.
he looks a little worried
“fuc- it’s getting faster-runrunrunrunrunshitshitshitshitshit”
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop
Doopda, doopda, doopda doop
LUMPY SPACE PUG
looking forward tomorrow because daniels bringing me chicken and chips with chilli sauce.