December 2011
CRYING
I AM CRYING
omg
jls electrocuting each other
hah
lordy mre
i have martini
yum
art critic: what a beautiful, classic piece of art! the mona lisa is surely going to go down in history as one of the greatest masterpieces of renaissance times. bravo, leonardo da vinci, bravo!
mona lisa: haha ewww omg no i look so ugly lmfao xD i wasn't even wearing any makeup in this pic..
britishsahara:
I want a new years kiss and cuddle. :(
the only decent thing about my new years eve will be getting my kfc when mum comes home.
watching pride and prejudice, oh yh.
superintendentchalmers:
go careful on the shloer tonight guys we all know that shit is lethal!
1 tag
7 months tomorrow
lordy me.. :’)
13 tags
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
