I AM CRYING
jls electrocuting each other
i have martini
- art critic: what a beautiful, classic piece of art! the mona lisa is surely going to go down in history as one of the greatest masterpieces of renaissance times. bravo, leonardo da vinci, bravo!
- mona lisa: haha ewww omg no i look so ugly lmfao xD i wasn't even wearing any makeup in this pic..
the only decent thing about my new years eve will be getting my kfc when mum comes home.
watching pride and prejudice, oh yh.
go careful on the shloer tonight guys we all know that shit is lethal!
7 months tomorrow
lordy me.. :’)
- gay male: i'm gay
- straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
- gay female: i'm gay
- straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
- And let's not forget -
- Gay female: I'm gay
- Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
- Gay male: I'm gay
- Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.